Category: Rant
Don’t Work For Free. Ever.
I won’t work for free, ever, and nor should anyone else.
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I’m no longer accepting deliveries from DHL – here’s why
I have discovered a pretty good way to annoy people. Send them something from overseas via DHL and...
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The great British porn filter
“No sex please, we’re British” couldn’t be more appropriate, as David...
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Publishing topless photos of Kate Middleton is assault
Was the publication of images showing Kate Middleton topless a sexual assault? I think so....
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It’s not piracy, it’s really not
It bothers me that the entertainment industry has hijacked the word “piracy”. In fact,...
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Blocking The Pirate Bay is very, very silly
There’s one thing that I promise will get more people downloading movies and music, and...
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Don’t sign up for LA Fitness gym membership
Don’t make my mistake, learn from my foolishness. Don’t under any circumstances sign...
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Product placement is dreadful
Sometimes I hear people say “I don’t see the problem with product placement”....
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Spotify, now with 97% extra idiocy
From today, to sign up to Spotify, you’ll need to have a Facebook account. This is one of...
Read MoreIan vs. o2: A dramatisation
To help explain my problems with o2, I’ve prepared this short play. In the video, I’m played by the harmless looking cardboard robot. o2, on the other hand, is played by the rather stern looking no-nonsense woman...
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Shutting BBC 6 Music and Asian Network isn’t the answer
The BBC leaks money. It always has done, and I don’t imagine it’s got any better since...
Read MoreThe problem with o2 in the UK
I’ve been a customer of o2 since August 2009. Since August 2009 my wife has made it quite clear that if if don’t move to another network, either our marriage, or my balls, are at serious risk. The problem with o2 is...
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